My Day in Text Form

My Day in Text Form

I’m not feeling particularly chatty today, which puts me somewhere along the lines of a Joan Rivers or a Regis Philbin I believe. So I’m gonna just talk about whatever comes to mind today. Right now my daughter Lyric is running around carrying a coat hanger that she found from our floor. She prefers to … Continue reading

The Platypus and the Orangutan

The Platypus and the Orangutan

laugh [laf, lahf]   verb (used without object) 1.to express mirth, pleasure, derision, or nervousness with anaudible,  vocal expulsion of air from the lungs that can range from  a loud burst of sound to a series of quiet chuckles and is usually  accompanied by characteristic facial and bodily movements.   I prefer to Guffaw. Guffawing is when you blast a laugh out that can break down doors. You sound like a goose or a donkey. HAW HAW HAW. That’s when you know you’ve had something really funny happen. It’s when you can’t … Continue reading

Why do you like rubbing people down?

Why do you like rubbing people down?

“How about a happy ending?!”  *giggles* Now…this comment itself was funny only the first 5 million times that I was asked it, and yes..maybe it’s still funny. But in fact no. I do not give happy endings to people. I would have to have an actual job doing this in order to make this relevant. … Continue reading

Spilling my soda

Spilling my soda

So, the way that I’m gonna kick this off is by knocking over a half full Diet Coke onto my keyboard. I’m normally more graceful than this but apparently not today. Don’t worry folks, the keyboard is fine and you can read about this riveting story. What is my blog gonna be about? I’m not … Continue reading